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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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